Oh, Yeah! Did I Tell You?

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Nicole Kidman–NOT!! Actually, my mother is Grace Kelly! OK, OK...my name is Janine Adams. I'm funny, silly, and goofy with a set of manners that match or inspire to be like the two ladies that I mentioned above. I studied two years with Howard Fine Acting Studio in Los Angeles. I also trained with the Groundlings, the prep school for SNL. My professional performances have been at comedy clubs throughout Los Angeles, for example the Comedy Store and the Improv.  Hee-Haw, I can't forget Nashville, Tennessee comedy, maybe they forgot. Anyway, just to let you all know, comedy has been present throughout my life. I've been performing all my life. Oh, yeah! Did I tell you? I was the Chair of the Theater Department for Ottermedia.net at the wonderful university of California State University Monterey Bay. You oughta be an Otter!

Oh, yeah! Did I tell you? I'm like a kid; If someone offered me a cup of coffee, my reaction: "WOW! Thank you! That's sooooooooooo cool!" As an adult, I call it excitement towards life. Oh, yeah! Did I tell you? My comedy inspirations are: Lucille Ball, Carol Burnett, The Three Stooges, Marx Brothers, Will Ferrell, and of course, Adam Sandler. The list goes on, but I don't want to put you to sleep here!

Oh, yeah! Did I tell you? Today's my birthday! How did that come to be? It's Saturday afternoon in October. The doorbell rings. My mother answers the door. The neighborhood kids shout out, "We're here for Janine's birthday party!" I'm standing behind my mother looking at the shiny presents. My mom turns to me and says, "Janine! Why did you tell them it's your birthday? Your birthday's in June!" My response: "...I like birthdays!" Today, I still say it's my birthday every day. Why? Because every day you wake up, you should celebrate as if it was your birthday. Life is too short. Have a blast!!!

Oh, yeah, it's your birthday, too. Happy Birthday! My birthday present to you today is...to make you laugh!!! Enjoy! Yahoo! Yippee!